what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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