That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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