I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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