he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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