I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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