oh god the rape fog is back!
Non-Jews are for practice
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The air was thick with penises
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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