Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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