Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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