Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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