After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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