I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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