Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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