absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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