how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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