I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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