69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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