he shaved USA in his pubs
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Shame is for Republicans.
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