my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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