I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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