He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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