im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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