in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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