He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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