Don't make out with my wife yet
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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