Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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