I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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