The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
bring money and cleavage
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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