You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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