i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
