do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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