oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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