I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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