If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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