oh god the rape fog is back!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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