i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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