STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
a search helicopter?!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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