idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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