just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
