Buhtt sex?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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