Midget sex pt 2 tonight
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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