he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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