I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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