Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
a search helicopter?!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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