i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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