I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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