i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
