For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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