Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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