in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I will die if light touches me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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