This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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