I cockslap morals
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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