hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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