I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
